Why Do Women Not Fart The Same As Guys Do?

This is one of the mysteries of life, like if a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? I am 61 now, and for the first, maybe 35 years of that time, I often pondered the question of female farting.
Now, when in the company of guys, it is sometimes (depending on who the guys are) appropriate to not only release the fart noisily, or as we say 'with great gusto', but to then expect to be congratulated upon the feat. As we get older of course, we tend to have higher risk farts, and so therefore will become less competitive about them, for fear of the function provoking a need for underwear checking.
Women on the other hand are less likely to do this, from what my own research can indicate. I am sure that as a function the gases still have to be released, in fact I read in a newspaper article that a healthy human farts about five times a day. I believe that the ultimate research would be to monitor sounds within a ladies public washroom, and see if, especially seeing as they are sitting down and have a low risk situation, there are any farting sounds emitted. Now, if we follow that thought, the problem is answered.
Women generally do their farting while peeing, therefore the following synopsis probably applies:
1 - The male population are not exposed to the actual performance either in audible, or gaseous terms.
2 - The female population are not exposed to the audible results, as the body positioning is not conducive to good epidermal vibratory impacts. Any gaseous results will be masked by defecatory aromatics within the abode. In short, the farts if any, are silent, and the washroom stink masks any smells.

Conclusion. The male belief that women do not fart is now an exploded myth, thanks to my analytical thinking as per above.