Why Do Women Wear Ugly Clothes?

Why Do Women Wear Ugly Clothes? This is a simple question, and it has a simple answer. They all get together with their friends, some of whom are not friends at all, and they discuss things like the Sears catalog, and the clothes that are shown in there. So, one of them will say, "Oh , I like these pants, they are really smart" and the others, to be polite, will agree. Then, if any of them are in the least insecure, they will take the comments as being real opinions, instead of casual conversation, and will go out and buy the awful pants in question. Then they wear them. And the others, to be polite, don't say things like "With a fat butt like yours, you ought to stay away from pants without rear pockets" Or "With short stumpy legs like you have, you should try vertical stripes" No, instead they say, "Oh, I like your new pants, they look really smart". So the chick with the fat butt wears the ugly pants, and never knows the true reality. Now, Ladies, we all know how to overcome this dilemma. You email the pictures of you wearing the clothes to me and I will give a brutally honest opinion that your husband will be too afraid to give, for the simple fact that he lives with you. Not only that, I will post it on the Internet to get the opinions of all the world. No, not really...... But in a later post entry I might be persuaded to give you all a few guidelines on how to look hot no matter what your body shape or weight is. After all, this isn't about 'looking smart' this is about looking great, and hot.