What can one say about the chicks in Survivor? Howard Stern said it all on his radio show after the first season. As I remember, he said he would like to compete, but not to win the million bucks, it was just to see if he could bang the chicks on the show.
Now, I'm not saying that I am the same way, and it has nothing to do with not wishing to appear to be a chauvinistic pig, remember, this is about what men, and in particular , ME, are thinking, not what we are doing.
The same thought as Howard's does cross my mind of course. Some of those chicks are HOT looking, but, would a guy be wanting, in reality, to get involved with such people at any level? I guess there are guys that can, and those that can't, but I am a relationship type guy, I just can't go around banging chicks on islands, however flat their underfed little bellies are. It is not that part of me does not want to, but the brain kicks in and gets things under control. I mean, sure, I want to go around banging those chicks, especially towards the end when the cellulite has disappeared, but, I have a friend who is my best friend who is my wife. Damn nuisance really.......I could have so much fun if my wife was a miserable bitch. Not that as a guy over 60, 200 pounds with hair and teeth missing I am a good attractive proposition, but these are just thoughts.
Now, another drawback is that it would be like having a relationship with a call-centre chick - you just KNOW that you will be manipulated.
So, sigh, sigh, I guess as far as Survivor chicks go, I'll have to pass on that one. And I can always rationalise by thinking some more thoughts, like what will they look like once they have gorged themselves in a greasy burger feeding frenzy, and put on 30 or 40 pounds? Not that I don't like plump chicks, but a Survivor chick that is heavy would be out of context. It is the same as titties. They come in all shapes and sizes, and they all have merits, and they all can, I am sure, be fun!
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