Now, I don't want all you gals out there to get worried about the title, because if you are fairly average, the chances are that nothing will be said. However, (here it comes!) if you are a hottie in any way, comments will be passed around. To give you an actual example, a chick in tight clothes with a large chest walked away from a small group of guys the other day, and the subject went like this:
Hmmm, she has quite a rack.
Yes, I noticed that , too
Wonder if they jiggle when she runs?
I often wonder if it gets sweaty when the boobs are pressed together like that.
Only in hot weather, or if they don't shower.
Quite the ass, too.
Yeah, would you just like to give her a good doing?
You wouldn't get the chance, because I would be in there.
What turns me on is that she appears to work on her own car.
Yeah, you have to love that.
Oh, well, time to get back to work. (1 guy walks away)
Its great to see a pair that is natural
Yeah, although I prefer small ones anyway.
Yeah, boob jobs ruin the nipples.
They do?
Yeah, haven't you noticed?
No, I haven't experienced the 'after' to know that.
Oh, Yeah, ruined, stretches them right out of shape.
Hmmm, chicks ought to realise that it isn't the boobs that are the good part, it is the nipples.
Yes, I personally think that wire ought to be used for cattle fencing, not bras.
Yeah, and guitar strings, of course.
From that point on the subject changed to cars.
Now, I have often wondered what chicks say after guys have walked away. Maybe I ought to guess at what is said sometime.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
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