Have you ever noticed that the ways that males and females stand still are different from each other? I know that the walk is generally different, but we can put that down to the wider pelvic bone of the gals, made that way in order to allow great big things to pass by, these things are called babies. Hmmmm, that last sentence had some potential that I have chosen to leave well alone!
But, the fact is, that when a chick is standing, say, waiting for a bus, she will generally have one leg bent in a certain way compared to the other. It is a bit like those fashion models, just before they do their turning around at the end of the runway, they kind of stop for a second with one hip side lower than the other - actually, I can't even describe what it is that they do, but I do know that a guy would have to be a raving gay dude to replicate it.
There have been studies done showing that female children favour girl type toys naturally, and that even monkeys will do the same, the females preferring dolls to play with, the males other 'masculine' items. That is why this subject fascinates me so much. Just occasionally, I see a young girl way under the age of puberty behaving, as far as body language goes, just the same as a 'woman' does. I wonder if it is a copy-cat situation, or maybe there is something genetically in females that will cause this. Another interesting thing about this is that around the age of puberty, the gestures become more exaggerated. That is when the 'standing thing' starts to really happen.
I do have a sneaking suspicion though that it is partly at least put on deliberately to make the belly look flatter by having the body twisted slightly!!!
Anyway, keep it up, gals, it looks great.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
About Bras And Titties.
Bras. They really have gone downhill. These days, they are all made from a sponge material, that makes all titties look like they are the same shape. Ladies, you have boring titties! Pay Attention now!
Now, the way to make your titties so that they are not boring is to remove the stereotypical bra so that the true titty shape, whatever it might be, shows through.
I mean, guys are easy to please, you just have to pay attention. For a start, just because you have no bra, doesn't mean that the wqhole world is interested or even aware of that fact. Only the true titty lovers will be aware, and they are titty specialists, so if you imagine that your particular set is new to all, then forget it - there is so much porn around these days that I for one believe that I have seen just about every titty shape format that fate has ever produced.
Stop being insecure, as well. Although most guys have a fave titty shape, we can also be fascinated by other shapes and sizes. For instance , I like the firm ones, but I also appreciate the bouncing floppy ones, just for fun.
So ladies, lighten up, get those darn rounded foam monstrosities off forever, and let those nipple outlines thrust through your tops. Be bold, have fun! You don't have the only rack that men have ever seen.
Now, the way to make your titties so that they are not boring is to remove the stereotypical bra so that the true titty shape, whatever it might be, shows through.
I mean, guys are easy to please, you just have to pay attention. For a start, just because you have no bra, doesn't mean that the wqhole world is interested or even aware of that fact. Only the true titty lovers will be aware, and they are titty specialists, so if you imagine that your particular set is new to all, then forget it - there is so much porn around these days that I for one believe that I have seen just about every titty shape format that fate has ever produced.
Stop being insecure, as well. Although most guys have a fave titty shape, we can also be fascinated by other shapes and sizes. For instance , I like the firm ones, but I also appreciate the bouncing floppy ones, just for fun.
So ladies, lighten up, get those darn rounded foam monstrosities off forever, and let those nipple outlines thrust through your tops. Be bold, have fun! You don't have the only rack that men have ever seen.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Men Are Unfair To Women
Women don't really have a fair chance in life. It is part of being a guy to be shallow minded, and to judge chicks (remembering that I am over 60, so chicks can be up to maybe fifty if they look hot) on looks/appearance as the main criteria.
What is the saying? - 'Women give sex to get love, and men give love to get sex!' - that was it. It is actually not as easy as that, but I have to stay focussed right now, as the subject here is how women can never win......
Now, when guys look at gals, they are often thinking things like 'Hmmm, does she have a big rack?' Or, 'I wonder if she is a lot older than she looks' Or, 'she looks like a slut who might be a real go-er' Now, that is one extreme, there are other possible thoughts, like - 'hmm, she has long/short/fat/thin legs' Or, similarly, 'she has arms like a guy', or whatever. So, society suppresses this, as it is impolite, but the guys still think it anyway.
I have a sneaking suspicion that gals do the same, except it might be 'Hmmm, I bet he makes over a hundred grand' Or, 'I bet he isn't married, no woman would allow her husband to go out in those unfashionable clothing matches' Or, 'I bet he hangs his thingy down his left leg, I think I can see the outline of it' Or, 'I bet he is a hunk, I would like to be taken by him' Or whatever it is that is the mystery of what women think, that I know nothing about.
Heck, I don't even really know for sure what men are thinking, but I probably have a slightly better idea than women do. Society has, after all, suppressed men from admitting what they are really thinking, by making such thoughts unacceptable.
Back to the topic. Women don't have a chance, because what guys think can change depending on mood or individual taste.
Now, an example of this is skinny bow-legs. If a chick is slightly bow-legged, then she can look really above average hot wearing pants or jeans. Take the same chick and put her into a dress that is for, say, church going, that the hem is just below the knee, and she looks less hot, because the bent lower legs need the outline of the upper leg for balance to avoid the bow-legged look becoming visually extreme. The dress hides the line of the thigh, accentuating the bent calves.
My point here is that the same chick that is a major hot item can also be less than hot, just by changing clothes. So, even such a hottie can never be always hot. This leads to insecurity in a womans mentality. She really can never win. What makes matters worse is that advice is received from other women, who have about as much idea as the main subject individual, who will tend, in her own insecurity, to take the advice as being a better plan than her own plan for style.
Let's face it, most western women have fat butts. And the one way to make an oversize fat butt look even bigger is to have no interruption in the visual line. This is done by not having a plain piece of material covering the butt cheeks. The line can be nicely interrupted by a pocket, or some seaming, or added on motifs, whatever it takes, but break up that line. Yet, time and time again, we see chicks with butts that are somewhat oversize wearing jeans or pants with no pockets at the back, no seams, nothing except that blimp-skin cloth area that might even look better with the word 'Goodyear' across it, at least the line would be broken up.
Oh, Yes! guys are shallow, and I am actually probably one of the shallowest. For a dude who is old, bald, and has a large nose, pallid complexion, low income, and small house, I take the cake for having specifications for my taste in women that are totally impossible to ever achieve.
What is the saying? - 'Women give sex to get love, and men give love to get sex!' - that was it. It is actually not as easy as that, but I have to stay focussed right now, as the subject here is how women can never win......
Now, when guys look at gals, they are often thinking things like 'Hmmm, does she have a big rack?' Or, 'I wonder if she is a lot older than she looks' Or, 'she looks like a slut who might be a real go-er' Now, that is one extreme, there are other possible thoughts, like - 'hmm, she has long/short/fat/thin legs' Or, similarly, 'she has arms like a guy', or whatever. So, society suppresses this, as it is impolite, but the guys still think it anyway.
I have a sneaking suspicion that gals do the same, except it might be 'Hmmm, I bet he makes over a hundred grand' Or, 'I bet he isn't married, no woman would allow her husband to go out in those unfashionable clothing matches' Or, 'I bet he hangs his thingy down his left leg, I think I can see the outline of it' Or, 'I bet he is a hunk, I would like to be taken by him' Or whatever it is that is the mystery of what women think, that I know nothing about.
Heck, I don't even really know for sure what men are thinking, but I probably have a slightly better idea than women do. Society has, after all, suppressed men from admitting what they are really thinking, by making such thoughts unacceptable.
Back to the topic. Women don't have a chance, because what guys think can change depending on mood or individual taste.
Now, an example of this is skinny bow-legs. If a chick is slightly bow-legged, then she can look really above average hot wearing pants or jeans. Take the same chick and put her into a dress that is for, say, church going, that the hem is just below the knee, and she looks less hot, because the bent lower legs need the outline of the upper leg for balance to avoid the bow-legged look becoming visually extreme. The dress hides the line of the thigh, accentuating the bent calves.
My point here is that the same chick that is a major hot item can also be less than hot, just by changing clothes. So, even such a hottie can never be always hot. This leads to insecurity in a womans mentality. She really can never win. What makes matters worse is that advice is received from other women, who have about as much idea as the main subject individual, who will tend, in her own insecurity, to take the advice as being a better plan than her own plan for style.
Let's face it, most western women have fat butts. And the one way to make an oversize fat butt look even bigger is to have no interruption in the visual line. This is done by not having a plain piece of material covering the butt cheeks. The line can be nicely interrupted by a pocket, or some seaming, or added on motifs, whatever it takes, but break up that line. Yet, time and time again, we see chicks with butts that are somewhat oversize wearing jeans or pants with no pockets at the back, no seams, nothing except that blimp-skin cloth area that might even look better with the word 'Goodyear' across it, at least the line would be broken up.
Oh, Yes! guys are shallow, and I am actually probably one of the shallowest. For a dude who is old, bald, and has a large nose, pallid complexion, low income, and small house, I take the cake for having specifications for my taste in women that are totally impossible to ever achieve.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Shit Shaker In Nepal
A little off topic for my usual tongue in cheek comments about male to female juxtapositions:
I just watched a documentary on the PBS network. It was about children being sold into slavery at the age of about 11 years old, for the sum of about $350 for the year of servitude they submit to.
But this post is not about that, it is about the words on the side of a bus that briefly appeared in the documentary. Now bear in mind I did not get a photo of it, so you will have to take my word for it, but I am trustworthy, right? I mean, brutal honesty is the whole point of this particular blog.
So, I was in stitches when I saw the name SHIT SHAKAR on the side of the bus. Now, if we anglicize that it becomes Shit Shaker. How appropriate for a Nepalese bus that travels on dirt roads. A journey on such a vehicle will surely cause the passengers to get the shit shaken out of them.
I just watched a documentary on the PBS network. It was about children being sold into slavery at the age of about 11 years old, for the sum of about $350 for the year of servitude they submit to.
But this post is not about that, it is about the words on the side of a bus that briefly appeared in the documentary. Now bear in mind I did not get a photo of it, so you will have to take my word for it, but I am trustworthy, right? I mean, brutal honesty is the whole point of this particular blog.
So, I was in stitches when I saw the name SHIT SHAKAR on the side of the bus. Now, if we anglicize that it becomes Shit Shaker. How appropriate for a Nepalese bus that travels on dirt roads. A journey on such a vehicle will surely cause the passengers to get the shit shaken out of them.
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