It is a sad fact of life for almost all men that when women are doing work around the home, then there is an expectation that the man should be working too.
As far as I personally go, if I am doing a job around the house, the last thing I want anywhere near me, or the house, is my Missus. In fact, I want to be strictly alone, concentrating on the job in hand, not distracted by the excessive noise that appears to be being deliberately created for some kind of proof that there is a woman working.
But, it is one of the differences between men and women. I can spend a full Saturday, say, replacing a car engine while she is visiting other gals, and then on the Sunday, the day I have planned to be my day of rest which is why I worked so hard on the Saturday, because she is then behind with her housework, she will be implying by body language and actions, as well as maybe after a while actually telling me, that I should be getting something done.
This is not a condemnation of my missus, because I believe it is a requirement of being a woman, or something, in short, 'they' all do it. Like PMS. A scourge, unfair, but unavoidable.
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, you have to calm down here, and try and understand what guys are all about. We go to work, and that is the work. Home is for relaxing, maybe grab a beer if we are into it, and check out the sports or a movie on TV. We are not even aware of any household mess, and if one is pointed out to us, well, it can wait. If, as women you choose to work at home, that is your choice, feel free to scrub and polish as much as you like, I enjoy a clean house as much as anyone, but don't expect me to want to do the cleaning at the same time as you are doing it. You have your methods, guys have theirs. And my method is to never race to do what can be left.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
What Guys Say After A Chick Walks Away
Now, I don't want all you gals out there to get worried about the title, because if you are fairly average, the chances are that nothing will be said. However, (here it comes!) if you are a hottie in any way, comments will be passed around. To give you an actual example, a chick in tight clothes with a large chest walked away from a small group of guys the other day, and the subject went like this:
Hmmm, she has quite a rack.
Yes, I noticed that , too
Wonder if they jiggle when she runs?
I often wonder if it gets sweaty when the boobs are pressed together like that.
Only in hot weather, or if they don't shower.
Quite the ass, too.
Yeah, would you just like to give her a good doing?
You wouldn't get the chance, because I would be in there.
What turns me on is that she appears to work on her own car.
Yeah, you have to love that.
Oh, well, time to get back to work. (1 guy walks away)
Its great to see a pair that is natural
Yeah, although I prefer small ones anyway.
Yeah, boob jobs ruin the nipples.
They do?
Yeah, haven't you noticed?
No, I haven't experienced the 'after' to know that.
Oh, Yeah, ruined, stretches them right out of shape.
Hmmm, chicks ought to realise that it isn't the boobs that are the good part, it is the nipples.
Yes, I personally think that wire ought to be used for cattle fencing, not bras.
Yeah, and guitar strings, of course.
From that point on the subject changed to cars.
Now, I have often wondered what chicks say after guys have walked away. Maybe I ought to guess at what is said sometime.
Hmmm, she has quite a rack.
Yes, I noticed that , too
Wonder if they jiggle when she runs?
I often wonder if it gets sweaty when the boobs are pressed together like that.
Only in hot weather, or if they don't shower.
Quite the ass, too.
Yeah, would you just like to give her a good doing?
You wouldn't get the chance, because I would be in there.
What turns me on is that she appears to work on her own car.
Yeah, you have to love that.
Oh, well, time to get back to work. (1 guy walks away)
Its great to see a pair that is natural
Yeah, although I prefer small ones anyway.
Yeah, boob jobs ruin the nipples.
They do?
Yeah, haven't you noticed?
No, I haven't experienced the 'after' to know that.
Oh, Yeah, ruined, stretches them right out of shape.
Hmmm, chicks ought to realise that it isn't the boobs that are the good part, it is the nipples.
Yes, I personally think that wire ought to be used for cattle fencing, not bras.
Yeah, and guitar strings, of course.
From that point on the subject changed to cars.
Now, I have often wondered what chicks say after guys have walked away. Maybe I ought to guess at what is said sometime.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
The Fashion Industry - Fashion, or Sex?
We have all seen fashion models walking down the runway, sometimes dressed in interesting, good looking clothing, but as often as not in silly looking clothing that is presumably designed only to please the 'in-crowd' of the designers friends who make up the majority of the runway show audience, and the reporters who have to be biased to stay fashionable in their commentaries.
Women Like To Look Attractive
Obviously, any woman wants to 'look good', but stepping back for a moment, what does 'good' mean? From a mans point of view, some might prefer naked as the ultimate in a woman looking good, but my own view is that it is far more exciting to have a level of mystery - after all, no-one has a perfect body, and even a body that I view as perfect one day will appear not so good the next day.
Cute, Or 'Defective'?
Again, this is back to my ideas and thoughts regarding womens bodies having merits whatever the shape, and coupled with that, having 'bad' points whatever the shape.
Take for instance, just so I can be clear, the gal who has her toes pointing in towards each other. This can look very sexy, exciting, cute, and girly, but it can also look 'defective', if I can use that word - in other words, a fault rather than an asset. And this opinion might vary from day to day.
The Human Female Peacock Syndrome
Obviously, part of selling fashion is selling sex. Even the simple ploys such as the exposing of a titty-crack, or cleavage as it is politely called (I can say 'titty' here, can't I?) are a method of making the clothing attractive to the woman, because, whether lesbians like it or not, and presumably they do because it gives them a chance to check out the chicks, it is natural for a woman to display herself in order to attract partners. And going back further in this thought, it is natural for guys to be attracted to the visual aspect of a woman. That is why chicks with big tits are able to get a partner.
Guys are mostly if not all, shallow to a degree, and probably more than 50% like big knockers on a chick. Leaving, don't forget, nearly 50% who like small titties, as mentioned in a previous post.
Do I Need To Get A Life?
Let me take a break here, because another thought just struck me - here I am actually writing this stuff - maybe I should get a life? Will this be my legacy once I am dead and gone, that I was honest about liking Asian chicks, and chicks of any kind with small titties, and dressed in tight clothing? The great thing about this blog is the title - I can ramble on, get distracted, and it still fits in with the subject matter!
The Fashion Industry. ........Back to the subject.
If you look at older fashion video footage, you will see a distance shot of the runway, so that you are able to see what the clothes look like, and the full length view holds the whole while, allowing the appearance of the clothes, and particularly combinations, to be seen properly.
Substandard Modern Video Production
With more recent footage, either the directing or the camera work is substandard, or maybe the cameraperson prefers to look at faces or torsos, or, particularly rear views, than the actual appearance of the clothing being modeled.
You will typically get a fleeting full-length glimpse of the approaching model, as the camera actually follows the rear view of the previous model, then as the camera pans onto the approaching model, it will also zoom right in, often away from the clothing and on to the face, where it will often stay until the model turns, at which time it will then hold a picture of the retreating full-length rear view.
Amateurish Camerawork
In other words, amateurish camerawork that is based on the director or the cameraperson thinking that they have to make the production clever in some way, instead of what it perhaps should be, a look at clothing so that viewers, both at the event, and on TV, can see if they would be interested in buying the items.
Back To My Thoughts
Or, like me, old guys with nothing better to do than see if the clothing makes the chicks look hot, and see if there are any outlines of nipples thrusting the clothing material outwards in a little cone.
Oh My God, I just read that last part over, and I really think that I must be a true pervert. But then, I can rationalise, and justify myself as being one of the few guys on the planet who brazenly admits to enjoying things that he enjoys and is open enough for it to be public!
Models Or Strippers?
Back to the subject. There is also an increasing trend for the models to be acting like strippers. Obviously, a lingerie show is all about being and looking sexy, but the whole point is that it should be discreet and provocative, not like the large-chested individual I saw on one program on TV recently, who actually removed her bra. She admittedly had a big and dare I say MAGNIFICENT rack, but, first of all, I don't find big hangers attractive, just interesting, and second, it was supposed to be a fashion show, not a strip show.
Whatever were they thinking?
Women Like To Look Attractive
Obviously, any woman wants to 'look good', but stepping back for a moment, what does 'good' mean? From a mans point of view, some might prefer naked as the ultimate in a woman looking good, but my own view is that it is far more exciting to have a level of mystery - after all, no-one has a perfect body, and even a body that I view as perfect one day will appear not so good the next day.
Cute, Or 'Defective'?
Again, this is back to my ideas and thoughts regarding womens bodies having merits whatever the shape, and coupled with that, having 'bad' points whatever the shape.
Take for instance, just so I can be clear, the gal who has her toes pointing in towards each other. This can look very sexy, exciting, cute, and girly, but it can also look 'defective', if I can use that word - in other words, a fault rather than an asset. And this opinion might vary from day to day.
The Human Female Peacock Syndrome
Obviously, part of selling fashion is selling sex. Even the simple ploys such as the exposing of a titty-crack, or cleavage as it is politely called (I can say 'titty' here, can't I?) are a method of making the clothing attractive to the woman, because, whether lesbians like it or not, and presumably they do because it gives them a chance to check out the chicks, it is natural for a woman to display herself in order to attract partners. And going back further in this thought, it is natural for guys to be attracted to the visual aspect of a woman. That is why chicks with big tits are able to get a partner.
Guys are mostly if not all, shallow to a degree, and probably more than 50% like big knockers on a chick. Leaving, don't forget, nearly 50% who like small titties, as mentioned in a previous post.
Do I Need To Get A Life?
Let me take a break here, because another thought just struck me - here I am actually writing this stuff - maybe I should get a life? Will this be my legacy once I am dead and gone, that I was honest about liking Asian chicks, and chicks of any kind with small titties, and dressed in tight clothing? The great thing about this blog is the title - I can ramble on, get distracted, and it still fits in with the subject matter!
The Fashion Industry. ........Back to the subject.
If you look at older fashion video footage, you will see a distance shot of the runway, so that you are able to see what the clothes look like, and the full length view holds the whole while, allowing the appearance of the clothes, and particularly combinations, to be seen properly.
Substandard Modern Video Production
With more recent footage, either the directing or the camera work is substandard, or maybe the cameraperson prefers to look at faces or torsos, or, particularly rear views, than the actual appearance of the clothing being modeled.
You will typically get a fleeting full-length glimpse of the approaching model, as the camera actually follows the rear view of the previous model, then as the camera pans onto the approaching model, it will also zoom right in, often away from the clothing and on to the face, where it will often stay until the model turns, at which time it will then hold a picture of the retreating full-length rear view.
Amateurish Camerawork
In other words, amateurish camerawork that is based on the director or the cameraperson thinking that they have to make the production clever in some way, instead of what it perhaps should be, a look at clothing so that viewers, both at the event, and on TV, can see if they would be interested in buying the items.
Back To My Thoughts
Or, like me, old guys with nothing better to do than see if the clothing makes the chicks look hot, and see if there are any outlines of nipples thrusting the clothing material outwards in a little cone.
Oh My God, I just read that last part over, and I really think that I must be a true pervert. But then, I can rationalise, and justify myself as being one of the few guys on the planet who brazenly admits to enjoying things that he enjoys and is open enough for it to be public!
Models Or Strippers?
Back to the subject. There is also an increasing trend for the models to be acting like strippers. Obviously, a lingerie show is all about being and looking sexy, but the whole point is that it should be discreet and provocative, not like the large-chested individual I saw on one program on TV recently, who actually removed her bra. She admittedly had a big and dare I say MAGNIFICENT rack, but, first of all, I don't find big hangers attractive, just interesting, and second, it was supposed to be a fashion show, not a strip show.
Whatever were they thinking?
Monday, May 12, 2008
The Chicks In the TV Reality Show 'Survivor"
What can one say about the chicks in Survivor? Howard Stern said it all on his radio show after the first season. As I remember, he said he would like to compete, but not to win the million bucks, it was just to see if he could bang the chicks on the show.
Now, I'm not saying that I am the same way, and it has nothing to do with not wishing to appear to be a chauvinistic pig, remember, this is about what men, and in particular , ME, are thinking, not what we are doing.
The same thought as Howard's does cross my mind of course. Some of those chicks are HOT looking, but, would a guy be wanting, in reality, to get involved with such people at any level? I guess there are guys that can, and those that can't, but I am a relationship type guy, I just can't go around banging chicks on islands, however flat their underfed little bellies are. It is not that part of me does not want to, but the brain kicks in and gets things under control. I mean, sure, I want to go around banging those chicks, especially towards the end when the cellulite has disappeared, but, I have a friend who is my best friend who is my wife. Damn nuisance really.......I could have so much fun if my wife was a miserable bitch. Not that as a guy over 60, 200 pounds with hair and teeth missing I am a good attractive proposition, but these are just thoughts.
Now, another drawback is that it would be like having a relationship with a call-centre chick - you just KNOW that you will be manipulated.
So, sigh, sigh, I guess as far as Survivor chicks go, I'll have to pass on that one. And I can always rationalise by thinking some more thoughts, like what will they look like once they have gorged themselves in a greasy burger feeding frenzy, and put on 30 or 40 pounds? Not that I don't like plump chicks, but a Survivor chick that is heavy would be out of context. It is the same as titties. They come in all shapes and sizes, and they all have merits, and they all can, I am sure, be fun!
Now, I'm not saying that I am the same way, and it has nothing to do with not wishing to appear to be a chauvinistic pig, remember, this is about what men, and in particular , ME, are thinking, not what we are doing.
The same thought as Howard's does cross my mind of course. Some of those chicks are HOT looking, but, would a guy be wanting, in reality, to get involved with such people at any level? I guess there are guys that can, and those that can't, but I am a relationship type guy, I just can't go around banging chicks on islands, however flat their underfed little bellies are. It is not that part of me does not want to, but the brain kicks in and gets things under control. I mean, sure, I want to go around banging those chicks, especially towards the end when the cellulite has disappeared, but, I have a friend who is my best friend who is my wife. Damn nuisance really.......I could have so much fun if my wife was a miserable bitch. Not that as a guy over 60, 200 pounds with hair and teeth missing I am a good attractive proposition, but these are just thoughts.
Now, another drawback is that it would be like having a relationship with a call-centre chick - you just KNOW that you will be manipulated.
So, sigh, sigh, I guess as far as Survivor chicks go, I'll have to pass on that one. And I can always rationalise by thinking some more thoughts, like what will they look like once they have gorged themselves in a greasy burger feeding frenzy, and put on 30 or 40 pounds? Not that I don't like plump chicks, but a Survivor chick that is heavy would be out of context. It is the same as titties. They come in all shapes and sizes, and they all have merits, and they all can, I am sure, be fun!
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Some Hospital Emergency Room Thoughts
Yes, I am old. I had a situation yesterday morning while alone, when I suddenly had a massive chest pain, and for a few seconds though I might be taking the big trip. If so, hopefully it would have been up, not down!
So, I had a restful day - heck, I couldn't even blog the pain was so great. I tried, but had to use one hand to support my body at the desk. Once the Missus came home, I was able to go to the Emergency Room to get checked out - this is free here in Canada - eat your heart out, US residents!! So, I was plugged into a monitoring TV screen thingy, a computer, that's what it was, hehehe, and fed oxygen, and they took several EKG readings over a period of a few hours.
And I swear to God, that while I was hooked up, I was looking over at some chick who was using a computer at a desk across the other side of the room, and I was thinking 'she must be really skinny to be able to wear a horizontally striped sweater without it making her look fat, her arms are skinny too, gotta love that'.
Now, this thought immediately went to what it would be like to have sex with her, but, that thought is never surprising to me, as whenever I look at any woman, I think that very same thought, young old, fat, thin, ...always.
Now, another thing I was thinking, once the Missus arrived, was whether it would be possible to have some quiet sex by pulling the curtain around the bed I was on. (With the Missus, not the skinny arm chick......hmm, on the other hand, threesome comes to mind, I have never done that, and the hospital might have been just the place. Remember, these are thoughts only, I never actually have the courage to do any of the stuff I think about.) Then I dismissed the idea, because it might tangle up the wiring I had all around and attached to little sticky tab things all over me. But, again I did some more thinking, it would be interesting to see the increase in blood pressure and pulse rate while the act was being perpetrated, although maybe it might trigger some kind of 'oh my God' alarm at the nurses station. Anyway, I resisted the temptation, not that there was enough arousal anyway, especially with some old lady audibly praying in the next bed. The Missus wouldn't have gone for it anyway, too darn conservative, thinks I am a pervert. Hmm, probably correct. Anyway, in this case I can understand it, as, after all, she might need treatment at the same hospital at some time! But, we are talking about thoughts here, not reality.
Another thing I was thinking of while I was laying there, was about what it would be like to have a pacemaker fitted, then stand beside a microwave oven while watching the monitor. Hmmm, my thinking right now is that the experimentation might not be worth dying for. On the other hand, I have always wondered what it would be like to die in a rapidly descending disabled aircraft, and how interesting it would be to see how the other people on board react to the certainty of the impending doom. But that doesn't mean to say that I would choose to try it!
Oh, and the tests came out OK. Muscle strain or arthritis of the chest joints.
So, I had a restful day - heck, I couldn't even blog the pain was so great. I tried, but had to use one hand to support my body at the desk. Once the Missus came home, I was able to go to the Emergency Room to get checked out - this is free here in Canada - eat your heart out, US residents!! So, I was plugged into a monitoring TV screen thingy, a computer, that's what it was, hehehe, and fed oxygen, and they took several EKG readings over a period of a few hours.
And I swear to God, that while I was hooked up, I was looking over at some chick who was using a computer at a desk across the other side of the room, and I was thinking 'she must be really skinny to be able to wear a horizontally striped sweater without it making her look fat, her arms are skinny too, gotta love that'.
Now, this thought immediately went to what it would be like to have sex with her, but, that thought is never surprising to me, as whenever I look at any woman, I think that very same thought, young old, fat, thin, ...always.
Now, another thing I was thinking, once the Missus arrived, was whether it would be possible to have some quiet sex by pulling the curtain around the bed I was on. (With the Missus, not the skinny arm chick......hmm, on the other hand, threesome comes to mind, I have never done that, and the hospital might have been just the place. Remember, these are thoughts only, I never actually have the courage to do any of the stuff I think about.) Then I dismissed the idea, because it might tangle up the wiring I had all around and attached to little sticky tab things all over me. But, again I did some more thinking, it would be interesting to see the increase in blood pressure and pulse rate while the act was being perpetrated, although maybe it might trigger some kind of 'oh my God' alarm at the nurses station. Anyway, I resisted the temptation, not that there was enough arousal anyway, especially with some old lady audibly praying in the next bed. The Missus wouldn't have gone for it anyway, too darn conservative, thinks I am a pervert. Hmm, probably correct. Anyway, in this case I can understand it, as, after all, she might need treatment at the same hospital at some time! But, we are talking about thoughts here, not reality.
Another thing I was thinking of while I was laying there, was about what it would be like to have a pacemaker fitted, then stand beside a microwave oven while watching the monitor. Hmmm, my thinking right now is that the experimentation might not be worth dying for. On the other hand, I have always wondered what it would be like to die in a rapidly descending disabled aircraft, and how interesting it would be to see how the other people on board react to the certainty of the impending doom. But that doesn't mean to say that I would choose to try it!
Oh, and the tests came out OK. Muscle strain or arthritis of the chest joints.
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