Problems With Female Breasts That Guys Don't Think About.

Now, isn't this a great subject, hehehe.
I was walking in the back garden just now, thinking of maybe mowing grass, but deciding that there were too many bugs, when it occurred to me that for guys things are easy. We wear a shirt or a t-shirt, and just swat the bugs away as they buzz around.
For the chicks, it might not be that easy.
Gravity can work against cleavage to create issues. For instance, I am on the beach, and throw a handful of sand at the Missus. She has a low-cut top, say, and down the sand goes. It then sticks to the inside parts of the boobies, and causes friction as they move in relation to each other.
How about wasps and hornets? Get one of those trapped in there, and they will sting until someone reaches down in there, and separates the breasts to allow the insect out.
The good thing is, of course, that I would be able to happily conduct a rescue to any larger breasted chick any time that they want, insects or none. Smaller titties don't have the problem, of course. The separation that is inherent in the smaller tittie design allows easy escape for not only insects, but also humming birds, mice, small bunny rabbits, as well as giving good drainage for liquids such as beer, suntan oil, and of course, bird pooh.
On the other hand, the larger varieties allow for the crushing of bugs by simply pressing on the outside edges of both boobies. Or the asphyxiation of smaller mammals by means of the same technique.
Then we have the hot weather issues. It is generally bad to have outside epidermis (skin) pressed against itself. The moisture cannot evaporate. This can no doubt (I have a good imagination) cause fungus based problems similar to athletes foot. There are two answers to this - plenty of regular showers coupled with applications of powder, or get a bra that pulls the boobies apart and holds them under the arms.
The more I think about this, the happier I am in preferring small boobs.