Thursday, September 25, 2008

Are Bimbo's Worthwhile?

There is something to be said for the straightforward, Grade 4 achieving bimbo. They look hot, they are great as a trophy girlfriend, all your guy friends will think that you are a hero, etc etc.

But not all Bimbo's are what they appear to be. There are a whole bunch who are the 'I will look like a Bimbo to get my own way' types.
They are the ones who have discovered the power in NOT having sex.
Here is how to identify the Non-Bimbo Bimbo.
The look will be hot, they will typically dress to the same styles as those who are many years younger.
The body will be well looked after - no helpings of 6 burgers for these babies! They have the power that the hot looking body gives them, and they intend to keep it.
They will refer to their past a lot, yet give no firm information. This is to give an air of mystery, as well as make them an unknown quantity.
When pushed for sex, even after many dates, they will instead make vague references to other guys that they do have, or have had sex with. This is to give the impression that they are sexually inclined, but the truth is they are basically frigid.
They will typically have a habit or other expenses that they need funding for. Drink, drugs, maybe. Or maybe they need a dude to work on their car, or their house.

So, if you get involved with a Non-Bimbo, you should now be able to see the signs after a few dates. At that time they will probably be reassuring you that they are really attracted to you, but right now 'only as a friend' but they will 'see how it goes, it might develop'.

The way to check this out is to fail to chase them for a while, and make them do the work. They will quickly fade away, only to keep popping up in your life once in a while, when they are at a loose end, or need some help with something.

But, the true Bimbo is different. What a delight. So simple in the mind. No political discussions, no general knowledge discussions. They live to have a good time, and then go to bed with the guy who gave them the good time. And the more sophisticated he is, the more awestruck they are.
Like going to a strip club, or going to bed with a woman with a large chest, every man should have a Bimbo in his life at some point, however short-lived it may be.

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