Here is a list of some stuff I was thinking of that would totally tick off most women:
Oh MY God! Those boobs sure are droopy/small/weird/ugly!
Are those ripples on your thighs caused by cellulite?
Those (enter clothing name) always look like crap.
I am too tired to bother with making any effort tonight, but still want stuff, is that OK?
It is funny how all that flab compresses and spills over the top of your belt.
I think I just peed in bed.
You must have peed, the bed is wet.
Of course I farted, I'm a guy.
Of course I belched loudly and with pride, I'm a guy.
I have to fart, I hope that is OK.
My other wife/girlfriend had better (enter body part) than you have.
You have PMS, that is why you are in a bad mood.
Why do 'you chicks' always (enter annoying thing chicks sometimes do).
There could be more, but it might get too bad, even for me!
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